MANBEARPIG "VERY DEADLY"
IT IS A CREATURE THAT ROAMS THE EARTH, IT IS HALF MAN, HALF BEAR, AND HALF PIG.
IT IS THE SINGLE BIGGEST THREAT TO OUR PLANET!!!
SALMON LIKE ODOR, MAY BE A MANBEARPIG!! "RUN"
IT ALSO DOESN'T CARE WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU'VE DONE, IT SIMPLY WANTS TO GET YOU!!!
YOU CAN ONLY KILL IT WITH HOT MOLTEN LEAD!!!
AL GORE'S FAMOUS SPEECH.
Students of south park elementary. I'm here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there that threatens our very existence, and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course, about Man Bear Pig! It is a creature that roams the earth alone. It is half Man, half Bear and half Pig. Some people say that Man Bear Pig isn't real. Well I'm telling you now, Man Bear Pig is very real, and he most certainly exists. I'm serial. Man Bear Pig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Man Bear Pig simply wants to get you. I'm Super Serial.
But have no fear, because I am here to save you! And one day, when the world is rid of Man Bear Pig, everyone will say... 'Thank you Al-Gore, you're Super Awesome.' The End."
- Al Gore.
DEFINITION
Manbearpig- the single biggest threat to our planet. something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course, about... "manbearpig." it is a creature which roams the earth alone. it is half man, half bear, and half pig! some people say that manbearpig isn't real. well, I'm here to tell you now, manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists! I'm cereal... manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. manbearpig simply wants to get you!
THAT WAS ONLY DAYS BEFORE THE MBP ATTACK ON THE STUDENTS OF SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY.
IF SOMEONE DENIES MBP, ASK HIM "IF HE HAS LARGE HOOVES WEAR HIS FEET SHOULD BE"?
ANY QUESTIONS INSTANT MESSAGE (AIM) THE MANBEARPIG GURU AT : manbearpig128
OR EMAIL HIM AT: [email protected]
HE IS THE OFFICIAL MANBEARPIG HUNTER!!!
